thee tru blood

So the vampire sensation is taking storm everywhere. Gimmicks galore are soon to come and besides the vast array of books, movies, and tv shows bearing fangs, the next vampire sensation...u guessed it....

Creating a Tru-Blood drink of course.

For a measly $96 (and $10 for shipping,) you can order a twenty-four pack of this delicious mock plasma n’ hemoglobin. Indulge as you and your significant other feel the effects of the V rushing through your veins as it’s sure to heighten your libido like no orange soda before it could.

Order yours here.